Encounter with the Hamsap man

Did I look different at work today compared to the previous 5 days?!
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Case #1: Encounter with hamsap man age mid 30's

So I was having dinner at Pizza Junction.

I was sitting alone eating my yummy spaghetti bolognaise when a man came from behind.

Hamsap man : "sedap yer..."

(So obviously I look up to see who-tf is disturbing my appetite)

Hamsap man : "where are you working?"

Me : "Just up front." (trying to ignore his hamsap grin so I just continue eating wtf)

Hamsap man : "Oh so near. What race?"

Me : "Chinese la" (in my heart I added f*ck off behind)

Hamsap man : "Still studying?"

Me : "Ya, work part time." (at the same time eating fhamsapmanl)

Hamsap man : "Where are you from?"

Me : "Kuching la"

Hamsap man : "Let's go have a drink sometime."

Me : "Busy la, I'm working." (show dulan* face)

Hamsap man : "Ehhh...take off day marh..cannot be no off day."

Me : "Cannot la...I work everyday" (this is serious, no play2)

Hamsap man : "Cannot be...we can be friends, we go lim teh** one day."

Me : "Cannot wor...I work 10am to 10pm" (pretend to be sad but serious)

Hamsap man : "Wahhh...ok la..so committed"

(conclusion : Hamsap man scared of committed ladies. LOL)

*dulan : annoyed in Hokkien

**lim teh : have a cup of tea in Hokkien
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Case #2 : Encounter with naughty boy age after-form5

I was doing some promotional stuffs.

Naughty boy : "Hi, what is your name?"

Me : "Why should I tell you?" (show wtf face)

Naughty boy : "I just wanna know..." (with that naughty grin)

Me : "You buy my products then I tell la..."

Naughty boy : "Hahahha!" (and ran away)

(Conclusion: Naughty boy probably got scared seeing my braces
cause I might eat him up fnaughtyboyl)

He must have thought we are same age or something.

Cause I am petite and my hair is as black as a kuai*** high school student.

And I work part time like all those form 5 leavers (around Malaysia wtf)

I almost yelled : "I'm your Noona****!!"

***kuai : good behavior in Hokkien

****Noona : elder sister in Korean

Am I crazy?

Last night before bed I kept comparing the exorcist that happened in

The Exorcist and Paranormal Activity.

I sleep alone,

even facing the 4 panels windows

(some Chinese said cannot do this but like Clare said,

we both don't have those kinds of pantang lor...).

When I can't sleep then I will start thinking of those horror movies

and start comparing them wtf

Maybe I siao (crazy in hokkien)already.

Most people will totally avoid thinking bout those and

start counting sheep or start singing to themselves.

So last night I start to imagine the 2 girls.

Do not scroll down it you can't handle scary images.

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So I start comparing whether both girls have scratches on their faces,

whether both only show their eye pupil without the iris,

whether both do not feel any pain hurting themselves.

Conclusion is they practically have the same symptoms,

and what attracted me is only the different ways they hurt themselves.

In The Exorcist the girl hurt her wrist trying to free herself,

and somewhere down there when the demon became powerful.

However, the girl was saved.

In Paranormal Activity, the girl ate her own arm till the bones.

The demon made her eat her own arm.

She was not saved but killed cause the demon was too powerful.

Okay, I think I am crazy.

When I start imagining those stuffs in the middle of the night.

I chose to leave him

I had this dream (yea, only dream lmao) which was quite blurry and it made me sleep till 12 noon today. I wanted to know what happened after the other so I kept myself in bed. It was a tragic love story (yea, exactly spelled like the Taylor Swift song wtf). There were me and two good looking guys, one was my boyfriend, let's call him Mr.bf, and the other was SCR (not Singapore Chicken Rice la, it's Sorry Cannot Reveal). In my dream, I guess I was around 25 years old (yes, I saw the future look of myself wtf). I was forced by my parents to marry SCR, which I was very reluctant of because I do love Mr.bf (not only in my dream la, real life too wtf). The problem is I cannot go against my parents decision and SCR is such a perfect guy that girls are drooling over him (but he's not selling the much loved Singapore Chicken Rice wtf). He is the kind of guy who has the attitude, the looks, the education, the money, the humour and all you want in a guy. SCR looked so irresistible that I hesitated. I made the decision to accept him as my husband. Apparently making the story even more tragic, SCR and Mr.bf are good friends. The scene at the wedding was funny and humiliating at the same time. No, I didn't run away (I'm not the runaway bride, Julia Roberts is) and Mr.bf was sitting there looking into empty space. Everything was not organized, people running up and down to get stuffs done. It was done in a rush, nothing was perfect. However, we managed to exchange rings and that was when I felt a click. This is wrong, what have I done? During the reception, I was in the washroom trying to figure out what should I tell Mr.bf and my parents. I wrote a short letter to Mr.bf, telling him how much I still love him and whether he will accept me if I was going to take off the rings (actually is wanna divorce but don't know why it didn't show in the dream). I walked out the washroom with my eyes swollen cause I cried so much. I bumped into him since I was walking with my head down to hide the teary eyes. The letter fell on the ground, he saw his name on it and immediate picked it up and read it. He said his love for me has fallen from 100% to 0.3% (lmao I don't know why it's 0.3% wtf but that was what he said in my dream). I knew he lied, he didn't want to look in my eyes wtf. So I told him I still love him and I made a very big mistake. Tragic part la where my tears like pipe, non stop crying. I was like feeling it that now I lost him is when I really need him. Then there was this flashback part on what I had done but he was so patient on me. I never appreciate what he did (Mr.bf told me this in real life actually, so I changed wtf) and I was always expecting something more from so much of what he had done for me. When he said his love only 0.3% lmao, I knew why but still kept asking why wtf. So he got tired and told me all the bad things I have done and I started to realize I want no other guy but only him. Okay, this part also funny. Suddenly I grab his hand, ran to my parents and tell them I wanna divorce that SCR. Then of course they knew what happen la cause I was holding tight on Mr.bf. They said okay lmao. SCR actually over heard what I said cause I was like screaming. Of course since he actually didn't love me, he kept cool and just smile at me, cause I finally found true love and learnt from my mistakes. I also don't know where the audience went, the background was like black, we were like floating in the galaxie wtf. The end wtf.


p/s : the story actually freaking funny and illogical but I learnt a lesson from it. Most of us learn only to appreciate people and things only when we lost them. At least in my dream Mr.bf gave me the chance and I got to turn back. However, not everyone get the same chance, only if your Mr.bf reply 0.3% or higher lmao.

abouthetitle:

Isn't it obvious?
If you've read the story, you'll know. :)

Man Rules

~ Babe e-mailed me this, I knew why. XD

The Man Rules

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1.. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want..
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1.. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched...
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

A week of bustle

At last I finished Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 2.

Thanks to Debbie dear for sharing.

So it is now time for me to blog about my road trip all the way to
Malacca and Johore, and all the moments we had at
Inter Campus Gathering 2009.
Visit also their blogs to view their parts of the story.


The photos are not arranged in chronological order.
They are grouped according to the photographers.
Sorry they have to go without captions because I am lazy. XD



Jeremy's View

















Mark's View














Lorenzo's View










Eriz's View






Calvin's View







Audrey's View







































p/s 1 : the reason I was not the photographer
was that I did not bring my camera.
And I actually regretted doing so.

p/s 2 : Credits to all the photographers!!

p/s 3 : Photos in this post shall be updated from time to time.