Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Encounter with the Hamsap man

Did I look different at work today compared to the previous 5 days?!

Case #1: Encounter with hamsap man age mid 30's

So I was having dinner at Pizza Junction.

I was sitting alone eating my yummy spaghetti bolognaise when a man came from behind.

Hamsap man : "sedap yer..."

(So obviously I look up to see who-tf is disturbing my appetite)

Hamsap man : "where are you working?"

Me : "Just up front." (trying to ignore his hamsap grin so I just continue eating wtf)

Hamsap man : "Oh so near. What race?"

Me : "Chinese la" (in my heart I added f*ck off behind)

Hamsap man : "Still studying?"

Me : "Ya, work part time." (at the same time eating fhamsapmanl)

Hamsap man : "Where are you from?"

Me : "Kuching la"

Hamsap man : "Let's go have a drink sometime."

Me : "Busy la, I'm working." (show dulan* face)

Hamsap man : "Ehhh...take off day marh..cannot be no off day."

Me : "Cannot la...I work everyday" (this is serious, no play2)

Hamsap man : "Cannot be...we can be friends, we go lim teh** one day."

Me : "Cannot wor...I work 10am to 10pm" (pretend to be sad but serious)

Hamsap man : "Wahhh...ok committed"

(conclusion : Hamsap man scared of committed ladies. LOL)

*dulan : annoyed in Hokkien

**lim teh : have a cup of tea in Hokkien

Case #2 : Encounter with naughty boy age after-form5

I was doing some promotional stuffs.

Naughty boy : "Hi, what is your name?"

Me : "Why should I tell you?" (show wtf face)

Naughty boy : "I just wanna know..." (with that naughty grin)

Me : "You buy my products then I tell la..."

Naughty boy : "Hahahha!" (and ran away)

(Conclusion: Naughty boy probably got scared seeing my braces
cause I might eat him up fnaughtyboyl)

He must have thought we are same age or something.

Cause I am petite and my hair is as black as a kuai*** high school student.

And I work part time like all those form 5 leavers (around Malaysia wtf)

I almost yelled : "I'm your Noona****!!"

***kuai : good behavior in Hokkien

****Noona : elder sister in Korean


mireya said...

so cool la you layan the hamsap man, if it was me, i wudn't know how to layan maybe i wud buat muka bodo and wont respon at all. haha

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