Monday, February 2, 2009

This Is Crazy~

Took this Urban Dictionary link from my brother's blog
Damn hilarious
Try looking at the definition of his name XD
It is to be done as a tag
Copy & paste the the meaning of your answers after you looked them up from the web
*There are a few meanings but take the 1st (highest thumb ups)*

1 Your name?

A really nice person who is sweet and tries to get along with everyone.

eg : Everyone loves Melinda because she is so nice.

2. Age?
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

eg : Billy: Wow! I turned 18!
I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

3. One of your friends
An extremely pasty white person.

eg : You need more vitamin B6, you look kinda clare.

4. What should you be doing?
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying
that your grandma doesn't come in.

eg. GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

5. Favourite colour?
1. The color white.
Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.

eg : This paper is white!
(idiot human rights activist) "Oh my GOSH you racist bastard!!"

6. Birthplace?
The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.
Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.
Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.
Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

eg : Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T
Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.
Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.

7. The last person u talked to?
The guy who found the WMD's, found a perfect solution for global warming, disproved Einstien's theroies, killed the dinosaurs, and proved alien life within 6 million miles from us.

eg: Nobody set us up the bomb.

8. One of your nicknames?
cool; sexy; hot

eg: I am so may.

9. Month of birth?

eg : - what day is it?
- ...october...
(go watch billy madison)

*Do it if you want to (ie : if you are very bored)*

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