Thursday, December 11, 2008

Tag by Baby Mich

[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X] You sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen The Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you tell a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket all the time.
[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are so scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break/lost a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word 'um' is used many times a day.
[x] You don't know what 'um' means.
[X] You say 'what' and 'huh' a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Multiply your total by 3 to get your retardation percent.
Total = 13
Retardation percent = 39%

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